Ladlappid Flisdimdag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, overgenerous parrot.

Ladlappid Flisdimdag created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ladlappid Flisdimdag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ladlappid Flisdimdag, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ladlappid Flisdimdag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Ladlappid Flisdimdag's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Do not sit in public.