Lopbissvid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, all-knowing rhinoceros.

Lopbissvid created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Lopbissvid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lopbissvid, it will try to impress you with trees.

Lopbissvid's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Lopbissvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never feed melons to swans while wearing orange tights.

4. Erect five silicon sculptures of Lopbissvid on top of important buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Lopbissvid.