Japquamloop is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, amazing spider.

Japquamloop created everything that exists three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Japquamloop, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Japquamloop, it will turn you into a slug.

Japquamloop's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Japquamloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.