Cibnartnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, sage dragonfly.

Cibnartnurl created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibnartnurl, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cibnartnurl, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Cibnartnurl's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Cibnartnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.