Tagsugwit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, impressive chinchilla.

Tagsugwit created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagsugwit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tagsugwit, she will not care.

Tagsugwit's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Tagsugwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.