Tailcunbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, smart hyena.

Tailcunbiss created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tailcunbiss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tailcunbiss, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Tailcunbiss' most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tailcunbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tailcunbiss' priests.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect three zinc sculptures of Tailcunbiss on top of important buildings.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Do not listen to music.