Labtaflarp is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, flying
jellyfish.
Labtaflarp created the Sun two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Labtaflarp, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Labtaflarp, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Labtaflarp's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Labtaflarp's Holy Commandments1. Never mention otters.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.
5. Never look at stars.