Keningvab is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, stupid
donkey.
Keningvab created dark energy eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Keningvab, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Keningvab, it will think nothing of it.
Keningvab's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Keningvab's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Always take life seriously.