Rawpakxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, sage tapir.

Rawpakxuck created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawpakxuck, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawpakxuck, she will turn you into a worm.

Rawpakxuck's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Rawpakxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rawpakxuck first in all things.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

4. Always obey Rawpakxuck's priests.

5. Never pour water over plants.
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