Catsabnurt is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, amazing
squirrel.
Catsabnurt created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Catsabnurt, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Catsabnurt, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Catsabnurt's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Catsabnurt's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about moons.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Do not speak about spinach.
4. Always help ducks.
5. Do not kill seals.