Hignuttwig is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, omniscient
unicorn.
Hignuttwig created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hignuttwig, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Hignuttwig, he will turn you into a duck.
Hignuttwig's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Hignuttwig's Holy Commandments1. You must love Hignuttwig.
2. Never write about gravity.
3. Never think about nebulae.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Always take life seriously.