Vangepcan is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous
salamander.
Vangepcan created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vangepcan, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Vangepcan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Vangepcan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Vangepcan's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about garlic.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
3. Never wear stockings.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Run away from fawn geese, for they are unholy.