Vangepcan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, duplicitous salamander.

Vangepcan created the Sombrero Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vangepcan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vangepcan, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vangepcan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Vangepcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Run away from fawn geese, for they are unholy.