Zotbifdapflig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane centipede.

Zotbifdapflig created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Zotbifdapflig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zotbifdapflig, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zotbifdapflig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zotbifdapflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zotbifdapflig's name in vain.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must love Zotbifdapflig.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Zotbifdapflig on top of all buildings.

5. Pray towards the west.