Misbimtit is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast
fairy.
Misbimtit created gold six million years ago.
If you believe in
Misbimtit, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Misbimtit, he will not care at all.
Misbimtit's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.
Misbimtit's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Never think about stars.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Run away from white nematodes, for they are unholy.