Misbimtit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast fairy.

Misbimtit created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Misbimtit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Misbimtit, he will not care at all.

Misbimtit's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Misbimtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Run away from white nematodes, for they are unholy.