Bapcedbeptaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-confident fox.

Bapcedbeptaf created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapcedbeptaf, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bapcedbeptaf, she will make you grow a tail.

Bapcedbeptaf's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bapcedbeptaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention moths.

2. Always look after injured bats.

3. Never hurt doves.

4. Always help mice in need.

5. You must love Bapcedbeptaf.