Kompaddub is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, egotistical wasp.

Kompaddub created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kompaddub, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kompaddub, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kompaddub's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Kompaddub's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help sheep in need.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never think ill of sick voles.

5. Never run in holy places.