Boghadbog is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sage armadillo.

Boghadbog created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Boghadbog, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Boghadbog, he will have a low opinion of you.

Boghadbog's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Boghadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Boghadbog on top of all buildings.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Do not take Boghadbog's name in vain.