Yatfidmif Homcissbimdapzimveghig is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever wasp.

Yatfidmif Homcissbimdapzimveghig created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatfidmif Homcissbimdapzimveghig, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yatfidmif Homcissbimdapzimveghig, it will destroy your home solar system.

Yatfidmif Homcissbimdapzimveghig's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Yatfidmif Homcissbimdapzimveghig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Do not dye your hair red.