Targlarggenvonkpodragjamlarn Sagstragtom is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, omniscient armadillo.

Targlarggenvonkpodragjamlarn Sagstragtom created the Sun nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targlarggenvonkpodragjamlarn Sagstragtom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Targlarggenvonkpodragjamlarn Sagstragtom, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Targlarggenvonkpodragjamlarn Sagstragtom's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Targlarggenvonkpodragjamlarn Sagstragtom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never wear magenta boots.