Tomdusstof is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humane shark.

Tomdusstof created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomdusstof, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tomdusstof, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tomdusstof's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Tomdusstof's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tomdusstof.