Cusscemhas is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, amazing raven.

Cusscemhas created a strange quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cusscemhas, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cusscemhas, she will think nothing of it.

Cusscemhas' most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cusscemhas' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cusscemhas.

3. Do not drink water in red rooms.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cusscemhas on top of all buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.