Gadfadrag Rullwaphom is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty skunk.

Gadfadrag Rullwaphom created a charm quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Gadfadrag Rullwaphom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gadfadrag Rullwaphom, he will destroy your home solar system.

Gadfadrag Rullwaphom's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Gadfadrag Rullwaphom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Gadfadrag Rullwaphom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect seven lead sculptures of Gadfadrag Rullwaphom on top of important buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gadfadrag Rullwaphom.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.