Binbossril is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective snake.

Binbossril created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binbossril, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Binbossril, it will turn you into a worm.

Binbossril's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Binbossril's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Binbossril on top of all buildings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Put Binbossril first in all things.