Ingdit is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome scorpion.

Ingdit created time and space eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingdit, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ingdit, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ingdit's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Ingdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ingdit.

5. Never eat bark.