Sterbadhig is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, omniscient centaur.

Sterbadhig created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterbadhig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sterbadhig, it will turn you into a dog.

Sterbadhig's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Sterbadhig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.