Kadbudciss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, proud dugong.

Kadbudciss created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kadbudciss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kadbudciss, it will be very sad.

Kadbudciss' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Kadbudciss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kadbudciss.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Doves are not to be trusted.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always help sick great tits.