Zodtamgon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless sheep.

Zodtamgon created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodtamgon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zodtamgon, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Zodtamgon's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Zodtamgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not dye your hair indigo.

3. Do not kill snails.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about galaxies.