Lagjad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, idiotic wasp.

Lagjad created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagjad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Lagjad, it will turn you into a rock.

Lagjad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lagjad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Lagjad on top of all buildings.

5. Always help manatees.