Gumgodcap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, omnipotent fairy.

Gumgodcap created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumgodcap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gumgodcap, it will turn you into a snail.

Gumgodcap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gumgodcap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Run away from red birds, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Retreat if four aardvarks approach from the east.

5. Do not shave your face.