Xinbitnultamtitbotsakspag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical lobster.

Xinbitnultamtitbotsakspag created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinbitnultamtitbotsakspag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xinbitnultamtitbotsakspag, it will send you a sign.

Xinbitnultamtitbotsakspag's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Xinbitnultamtitbotsakspag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink cats for they are unholy.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.