Dudyat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, cheerful lizard.

Dudyat created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dudyat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dudyat, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dudyat's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dudyat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must love Dudyat.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Put Dudyat first in all things.