Ratstikflig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, able hippopotamus.

Ratstikflig created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ratstikflig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ratstikflig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Ratstikflig's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Ratstikflig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.

2. Ratstikflig loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. You must pray to Ratstikflig nine times a day.