Bamsaddap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish dragon.

Bamsaddap created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamsaddap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bamsaddap, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Bamsaddap's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Bamsaddap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bamsaddap.