Donbagsas is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic gnu.

Donbagsas created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Donbagsas, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Donbagsas, he will destroy your home planet.

Donbagsas' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Donbagsas' Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Donbagsas.