Dapyokgil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish guinea pig.

Dapyokgil created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Dapyokgil, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dapyokgil, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dapyokgil's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Dapyokgil's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dapyokgil.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always help sick whales.

5. Never run in holy places.