Ladtim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciless dingo.

Ladtim created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladtim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ladtim, it will send minions to preach to you.

Ladtim's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Ladtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Always obey Ladtim's priests.

3. Always look after injured geese.

4. Hide from white tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Pray towards the north.