Tamcudhak is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, overgenerous rat.

Tamcudhak created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamcudhak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tamcudhak, he will ignore you.

Tamcudhak's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Tamcudhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Always wear cyan.