Didmifxen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, emotional newt.

Didmifxen created the planet Venus nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didmifxen, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Didmifxen, he will be very sad.

Didmifxen's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Didmifxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.