Gepwabbom is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, deceitful centipede.

Gepwabbom created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Gepwabbom, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepwabbom, he will make you grow a tail.

Gepwabbom's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Gepwabbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.