Flamflanlak is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing centaur.

Flamflanlak created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamflanlak, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flamflanlak, he will be mildly annoyed.

Flamflanlak's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Flamflanlak's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Flamflanlak.

2. Never talk about ducks.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.