Larnpodpoplog is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, caring donkey.

Larnpodpoplog created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Larnpodpoplog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Larnpodpoplog, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Larnpodpoplog's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Larnpodpoplog's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never bounce near dogs.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never mention whales.