Henpagmab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, self-assured lion.

Henpagmab created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Henpagmab, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Henpagmab, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Henpagmab's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Henpagmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of nematodes.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Erect six copper sculptures of Henpagmab on top of important buildings.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.