Ruttbiggovgamcencamban is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, clever weasel.

Ruttbiggovgamcencamban created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbiggovgamcencamban, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ruttbiggovgamcencamban, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Ruttbiggovgamcencamban's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ruttbiggovgamcencamban's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Ruttbiggovgamcencamban loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Erect five silver sculptures of Ruttbiggovgamcencamban on top of important buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.