Hubrowjat is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, irritating duck.

Hubrowjat created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubrowjat, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hubrowjat, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Hubrowjat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Hubrowjat's Holy Commandments

1. Hubrowjat loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Worship no other gods but Hubrowjat.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.