Fobtigdog Buntabdob is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, almighty crocodile.

Fobtigdog Buntabdob created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Fobtigdog Buntabdob, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fobtigdog Buntabdob, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Fobtigdog Buntabdob's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fobtigdog Buntabdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always wear white.