Honpidlist Witgunzog Bapbimtan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, grumpy lion.

Honpidlist Witgunzog Bapbimtan created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Honpidlist Witgunzog Bapbimtan, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Honpidlist Witgunzog Bapbimtan, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Honpidlist Witgunzog Bapbimtan's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Honpidlist Witgunzog Bapbimtan's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Always pray immersed in water.