Larppiblarn is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, clever hedgehog.

Larppiblarn created life eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larppiblarn, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Larppiblarn, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Larppiblarn's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Larppiblarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Do not take Larppiblarn's name in vain.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Run away from blue bats, for they are unholy.

5. Never hurt sharks.