Dambennibbim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, grumpy badger.

Dambennibbim created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dambennibbim, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dambennibbim, she will turn you into a rat.

Dambennibbim's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dambennibbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat coconuts.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.