Bus is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, impressive faun.

Bus created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bus, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bus, he will destroy your home planet.

Bus' most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Bus' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.