Cipyoglit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unfair aardvark.

Cipyoglit created the Sunflower Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipyoglit, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cipyoglit, she will come to you in dreams.

Cipyoglit's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Cipyoglit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.